BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN DEEP!

I met Michelle at a spot on K St. where my boy was celebrating his birthday. We were all chillin in VIP when Michelle walked by and she caught my eye immediately. She was tall, caramel complexion, nice lips, pretty face; I knew I had to holla at her before the night was over. So of course before we left the club I had talked to Michelle and found that not only was she attractive she had a really cool personality. We exchanged numbers and said we would keep in touch. Fast forward a month later, Michelle and I had talked on the phone a few times and met one time for lunch but between her schedule and mine, we were never able to spend real quality time with one another. One night I decided to invite her over to my house to “chill” and see what happened from there. She came by to visit me and we mostly watched movies and had some small talk. She laid her head on my shoulder on the couch and proceeded to run her hands over every inch of my body. At this point I’m feeling good and I know where this night is heading. I lead her into my bedroom at the end of the movie and one thing leads to the other. At about five in the morning I felt her get up out of the bed and say that she was going to get some water from upstairs and then leave, but for me not to worry about it and stay in the bed. I rolled over and said, “No, no I’ll get up,” but next thing I knew, I had dozed back off and didn’t get back up until 30 minutes after she left. I go upstairs to the kitchen and look around in shock! Almost every Tupperware dish I had with food in it that had been in the fridge was sitting empty in my sink. I rubbed my eyes to see if I was seeing things or dreaming, but NO it was rea! This woman had eaten everything she could get her hands on and then left a mess in the kitchen! Needless to say I NEVER saw her again and made sure not to bring dates home who had not eaten BEFORE they got in my house! IF she wanted some food all she had to do was say so!