Dear Diary,
I’ve been in law enforcement for several years now and have
seen it all. On a warm spring day I responded to a call for law personnel to
come investigate a robbery where over 7k in jewels was stolen from someone’s
home. When I arrived to the condo I found an attractive young lady crying that
all of her jewelry has been stolen and her mother was going to kill her. I
proceeded to gather all of the evidence from the scene and offer what comfort I
could to the young lady. After we talked
some more, she revealed to me that she was supposed to go to a wedding dinner
but needed a ride because her car was in the shop. Me being nice offered to
give her a ride. As she got out of my car she gave me a kiss on the cheek and
told me to call her. I was a shocked , like call her for what?? So as the night
progressed I said well she was pretty, so let me call her. I got off work at
11:00pm and was back at her house by
midnight.
I eventually told her that I was not giving her any unless the next time I arrived dinner was on the table. It was to the point where literally all we did was get it in! No eating no drinking..NOTHING!She then proceeded to tell me that No we were just F buddies and cooking and all that was too intimate. I said okay then I'm good I won't see you again. She instantly had a change of heart and agreed to cook the next time I came by.
One morning after she had went to work on me for so long and I was damn near numb, I said, "Baby I want us to enjoy each other without having sex all the time" I know this was weird coming from a dude, but I'm at the point where I appreciate other things in a woman and want to see what else makes her tick besides what's in between her legs. She said she wanted to get "some" before her trip out of town, I said," No", pushed her off of my member and rolled over and went to sleep. The next morning after she left, she texted me that I deprived her of sex. I said , " You should be happy I want to be with you without sex" . She then replied that I should be happy that she finds me very sexy and craves my ***. I told her ,"Look if I cannot satisfy your needs then she has my blessing to go find someone else who can. " She then got upset and replied, " Do I want a sex slave attorney or are we done? " I replied "DONE and deleted her from my life.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE???
One morning after she had went to work on me for so long and I was damn near numb, I said, "Baby I want us to enjoy each other without having sex all the time" I know this was weird coming from a dude, but I'm at the point where I appreciate other things in a woman and want to see what else makes her tick besides what's in between her legs. She said she wanted to get "some" before her trip out of town, I said," No", pushed her off of my member and rolled over and went to sleep. The next morning after she left, she texted me that I deprived her of sex. I said , " You should be happy I want to be with you without sex" . She then replied that I should be happy that she finds me very sexy and craves my ***. I told her ,"Look if I cannot satisfy your needs then she has my blessing to go find someone else who can. " She then got upset and replied, " Do I want a sex slave attorney or are we done? " I replied "DONE and deleted her from my life.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE???
I eventually told her that I was not giving her any unless the next time I arrived dinner was on the table.
ReplyDeleteAs a guy, it sounds out of character for me to say to an attractive woman to get off my d! But in this situation, I concur with the Police Officer. The sexual part of a relationship is very important, but not the only factor...a woman got to cook!!! Call me old-fashion but when you have dinner with a person you're interested in people's guards are down when you eat. Everyone is happy when their bellies are filled.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's WILD!! Had no idea women were wildin' out like that. This man has standards ppl.
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Wow who are you and can you be my dude!!! Most guys are demanding the sex without the dinner and here you are demanding the dinner without the sex. Only in my dreams Mr. Officer do you exist, but you did do the right thing. She sounds like she was very young woman at least mentally. One day she too will grow up and realize that if a man can only perform between the sheets she will be a very unhappy lady in the long run. There is definitely more to life and a relationship than what you can do when you are humping each other...But kudos to you!!
ReplyDeleteMr. Officer I do applaud you for moving on and leaving this crazy nympho looney tune alone, but let's keep it real here...are you really surprised by the outcome?!?!?! I read your letter twice and to be honest, the whole situation had red flags, bright ambulance lights, blaring firetruck sirens and yellow caution tape all over it. Talk about Ring the Alarm. Everything about this woman was weird, crazy and shady from the moment you pulled up to the crime scene. 7k with of jewerly stolen from the home, mother trying to kill her daugther, goes to the wedding dinner after all that chaos, and the kicker....gives you a** all in one night. CMON!!! And you did all of this because she was...pretty. Physical beauty fades, but strong mentality and personality last forever. You definitely lived and learned on this one. Stay away from that crazy broad and don't mix business with pleasure...especially in your line of work.
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This is freaking hilarious! I'm telling you WHORES make it hard on us. No wonder ninjas don't be wanting to commit. Sheesh.
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