50 SHADES OF CRAZY!!

Dear Diary,

I met Martin maybe a month ago, can't even remember where now, and after our first conversation he told me that he was 28 years old and had recently quit his well paying government job to pursue his MBA full time at Howard University. I'm all for going against the grain when it comes to pursuing your dreams so I didn't think anything of it. However, I did think something of it when he told me he was Muslim. I have an open mind and welcome and love people of all religions, however, I wasn't sure how to mesh his beliefs with my Christian beliefs, but perhaps I was getting ahead of myself with these thoughts!

For our first date we agreed to meet in Gallery Place near my house for a movie first, then dinner. As we walked into the theater, he wanted to hold my hand which I thought was weird because I didn't even know this guy like that! I politely slipped my hand out of his as we walked to our seats. Once seated 'ol guy became an Octopus. I mean hands were everywhere! Even tried to cop a feel between my legs. At this point I was outraged! I slapped his hands and told him if he wanted fingers and not stubs he would get his hands off of me! I was so turned off that I feigned a headache after the movie in order to ditch dinner and just went home.

Fast forward two weeks from that incident. I was minding my business in the house - scrolling Facebook and watching TV , when my phone rang from an unsaved number and when I picked up I immediately wished I hadn't. It was HIM. I explained to him that I was watching Glee and would call him back on a commercial break. He then said that he wanted to stop by and visit me since he was in my neighborhood. I told him that was okay and that I was not up for company that night.

 

As he was talking I went to his FB page and noticed that his profile pic was of him and some girl, so I asked him about it... he says he has no clue what I'm talking about and that his profile pic is of him in a white tie. So after denying it, he goes on the tell me that he doesn't think that I'm interested in dating. Then tells me to have a nice life. I explained to him that I owed him NOTHING and it was impossible to break things off with someone if there was nothing there. He said he knew that. So I said goodbye and hung the hell up.

I then go back to his FB page after we hung up and he posted "I'm done... Deuces". REALLY!!!  Nothing worse than a grown man running  to post their feelings on FB about their business they don't have!!! Then I noticed that it said that he changed his profile pic 8 mins after we got off the phone!! SMH.