So I finally decided to give this online dating thing a try. I consider myself an attractive, friendly girl, so at this point what do I have to lose?? I created an account on blackpeoplemeet.com and was instantly tagged by several guys. After going through a few of their profiles,one in particular caught my eye. He was a single black man in his early thirties, pretty attractive and well dressed from his profile pic. We set a date shortly after our first “internet conversation”. Our first date was at a Comedy Show and Mr. Man was as attractive in person as he was online. He was very sweet,funny, down to earth,and just seemed like an overall nice guy. At the end of the night we agreed to hang out again the following week.
The following week we went on a date to Rosa Mexicano and had just as nice a time as we did the week before.Conversation flowed, he explained to me that he was looking to settle down and potentially start a family soon. He was doing well in his career and was financially sound. Again, we agreed to go out again and had a marvelous time that time, and the time after that and the time after that.So now at this point, the man has proven to be pretty consistent, treats me well, and is funny and smart with good conversation. Since he passed all preliminary "tests", by date 13 a sista is ready to get “some”. I decide to speed things along and hint to Mr. Man that we can chill in his house one evening instead of going out. He says okay! So we go to his house one night to watch movies and that’s what we did, Watch movies! He leaned in to kiss me and it was okay, nothing to write home about, but again no action. SO I go home like hmm okay…still frustrated.
The following night we’re talking on the phone and I tell him how my back hurts and I needed a massage (which was true). He told me how he gives great massages and that he’ll give me one! So I quickly agree to getting a massage from him the following weekend. I go to his house and lay on his bed stomach down shirt OFF, and he proceeds to give me the BEST MASSAGE of my life! At this point I’m super turned on and can’t wait for what’s next;when he gets off of me and says , “ Man I hate Meet the Browns, I mean that show is just soo stupid!” Okay PAUSE. Here I am lying in your bed half naked and you’re talking about MEET THE BROWNS??? FML. I proceed to listen to his MR. Brown ratings and character impersonations for the next half hour before I fall asleep with my clothes on and hornier than a bitch in heat!!
