Thursday, February 16, 2012

THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE

Derrick and I met online and after a few convos online and a few dates in person I figured it was time to turn things up a notch! After one of our dates Derrick suggested that I come back to his house for a “nightcap” to which I readily agreed. Our nightcap turned into an “overnight” cap, and the next morning I hopped out of bed to get ready to leave. As I was getting dressed I heard a knock on the front door so I went into the bathroom where Derrick was brushing his teeth to tell him someone was knocking. He was like,” Oh no, it’s okay, I don’t need to answer that. They will go away.” I thought that was a strange response but minded my business and said okay and continued getting dressed.

Just as I was putting on my shoes the knocking turned into loud banging like someone was about to bust down the door! I started to get a little alarmed and said,” Derrick someone is banging your door down, you might want to get that!” He’s still telling me it’s nothing and not to worry about it. At this point I’m hesitant to leave because I don’t know who the hell is banging on the other side of that door! Just as I was about to ask him what he would suggest I do the banging stopped.

Finally, I say to myself.Deciding to give things a few minutes to die down I follow Derrick into the living room to ask him who in the hell is banging like they have lost their mind! As we go to sit down on the couch I suddenly hear a loud bang coming from the balcony area. I look through the shades and see the top of a ladder being pushed against the balcony and some woman screaming, “Derrick I know you u have some bitch in there!” I proceed to see the top of some woman’s head coming over the balcony and I’m just like WTF are you serious right now! This was a real life scene from THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE playing out before my eyes and somehow my dumb a** is caught in the middle of it!

Derrick’s eyes have now popped out of his head and he’s cursing up a storm and looks at me and says “This broad is crazy; you better get out of here and quick!” If looks could kill I would’ve killed him TWICE right then and there but Mama didn’t raise no fool so I grabbed my ish and hightailed it out of there! I ran down the steps of his building as fast as I could and as I came out I heard some crazed woman screaming and made a mad dash to my car! Needless to say that was my LAST encounter with a dude I met online. NEVER AGAIN!

2 comments:

  1. LOL! THis is too crazy! Glad she didn't come after you!

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  2. I can't believe this stuff really goes on lol

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